1 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:07,175 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,579 Stealing food? 3 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:12,480 Like you aren't? 4 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,547 Anything good? 5 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:14,515 Mm, hm. 6 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,450 [whistling] 7 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,152 Is that-- 8 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,087 Dad? 9 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:19,987 It's tax time. 10 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,189 I volunteered last time. 11 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,656 He made you cry last time, but I had to finish. 12 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,225 Well, that was merely a ploy to get out of it 13 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,926 and you know it. 14 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,995 Fifty bucks if you volunteer. 15 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,863 Cash up front. 16 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:32,700 Ah, ha, just the two people I wanted to see. 17 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,236 It's tax time. 18 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:37,971 Daddy, I'll help you this year. 19 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:38,872 BEN: Oh, great. 20 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,007 Father daughter week will be-- 21 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:42,310 But you should know I just started my period. 22 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,245 Monica, sweetheart, you shouldn't interrupt me, 23 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:45,446 because what I was going to say is 24 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,681 that father daughter week will be next year, 25 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:50,151 because this year I choose Tom. 26 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:53,621 Would you believe me if I said I too was on my period. 27 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:54,988 BEN: Yes, I would. 28 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:56,490 But you can still file at the same time. 29 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:57,591 Come on, let's do this thing. 30 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:58,492 Hey. 31 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:04,398 [theme music playing] 32 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:10,804 THEME MUSIC: Can't we find a way to be together? 33 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:15,243 Is there any way we can be together? 34 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:20,181 And oh, by the way, baby, 18 are we. 35 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,649 Yes I do. 36 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:25,119 Yes I do. 37 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,587 Yes I do. 38 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:37,231 How could I not known Vinnie was cheating on me. 39 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:39,967 I mean his name was Vinnie. 40 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:43,704 I can't believe I sacrificed my virginity to him. 41 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:48,041 Um-- did we just enter a gap in the space time continuum? 42 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:51,345 I mean my relationship virginity, Jessie. 43 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,548 And now I'm just a relationship divorcee. 44 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:00,354 Tell me what I can do. 45 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:05,659 My body is craving a warm, pressurized squeeze. 46 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,195 A hug? 47 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,397 Is that what that is? 48 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:12,533 Oh, come here. 49 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:16,103 We you're so lucky to have a guy like Tom. 50 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,771 He's totally the kind of guy that 51 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,440 would be cool with this favor. 52 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:24,878 What favor? 53 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:29,483 You know the rules. 54 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,653 6:00 AM sharp. 55 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:33,687 It's 11:30. 56 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:34,888 Have you been sitting here waiting 57 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,258 for me for 5 and 1/2 hours? 58 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:38,626 We can role quitting time forward. 59 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:41,495 OK, so to review, the files proceed from golden rod 60 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:45,032 to crimson, magenta, chocolate, blanched almond, olive, sage, 61 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:45,933 salmon. 62 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,135 What time's lunch? 63 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,137 Come on, Tom. Focus in here. 64 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,205 Huh. 65 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:52,440 Something tells me this could be the year 66 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,074 we see this through together. 67 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,944 [music playing] 68 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:00,948 Hey, that's sage! Sage! 69 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:01,849 Sage! 70 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,351 Isn't it obvious? 71 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:06,220 On behalf of sage enthusiasts everywhere, I'm going to say, 72 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,888 no, it's all olive. 73 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,890 Your kitchen expertise is obviously not helping 74 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:11,559 you here, mister, if anywhere. 75 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,894 Are we here to organize your taxes or pick me apart? 76 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,596 The beauty of my system is we can do both. 77 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,366 And, hey, would it hurt you to wear a real shirt? 78 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,234 This is a real shirt. 79 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,369 With buttons on it. 80 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,771 10 minutes in and you're already judging me. 81 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:24,672 I'm a judge. 82 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:27,541 That's literally what I do. 83 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:31,312 OK, look, let's start again. 84 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:34,181 This is not just about taxes, Tom. 85 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:36,049 Admittedly, mostly, it is. 86 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,251 Yes. 87 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,387 But a little father son bonding never hurt anyone. 88 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:40,854 Tell that to Jesus. 89 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:41,989 OK. 90 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:46,827 I wanted to save this as a surprise, but voila. 91 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:50,398 Two tickets to the Wilmot father son golf tourney, which will be 92 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:54,502 graced by golf god Jack Daley. 93 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:55,503 Jay. 94 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:56,804 I know. 95 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,272 Huh. 96 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,640 I don't want to compare him to Hitler, 97 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,710 but Mussolini's bald, so-- 98 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,244 For what it's worth, I think it'd be pretty 99 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,780 cool to work for a judge. 100 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,716 I'm delighted to hear you say that, 101 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:11,619 because I'm in a position to make all your dreams come true. 102 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:15,389 I meant a sexy, lady judge, not your dad. 103 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,724 But it would be perfect. 104 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,026 You'd act as a buffer, and maybe even make it go faster. 105 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,761 I'm still kind of married to the whole idea 106 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:21,929 of a sexy lady judge. 107 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:25,566 My dad knows sexy lady judges. 108 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:26,467 And I'll pay fifty bucks. 109 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,368 Sold. 110 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:33,140 Oh, hey, Phil, mind doing gutters today? 111 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,508 Oh, I'd love to, baby, but first I 112 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,509 need a little Phil time. 113 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:44,685 Oh, Phil, would you mind helping me with these potatoes? 114 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,487 Sure. 115 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:47,621 Thanks. 116 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:48,822 They were on sale. 117 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,464 You're a prince. 118 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:59,600 Hey, Judith, how did you get him to do that? 119 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,469 I mean, I couldn't get him out of his lounger 120 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:02,570 if it was on fire. 121 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,538 I guess it's harder to say no to your neighbor 122 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,006 than it is to your wife. 123 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:06,907 You don't mind, do you? 124 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:07,841 It's tax time. 125 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,410 And I am one husband down. 126 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,011 Ben does your taxes too? 127 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:11,912 Mm, hm. 128 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,146 Wow. 129 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,015 I really am getting the short end of the stick here. 130 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,083 Let me make it up to you. 131 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:19,353 How about I lend you a juicer or a Wendy? 132 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,989 Yeah, I'm good. 133 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,492 Wait a minute, maybe there is something 134 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:27,327 that you could do for me. 135 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:33,601 Oh, I have had the kind of day only hot wild sex will cure. 136 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,436 I'm not in the mood. 137 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,637 And you're not Jessie. 138 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:37,638 You're wearing sweats. 139 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:38,539 They're not sweats. 140 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:39,773 They're activity pants. 141 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,209 If that activity is sweating. 142 00:05:42,309 --> 00:05:43,176 Hey, baby. 143 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,749 Ava just broke up with Vinnie and she's pretty upset. 144 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,350 Upset that it's over or upset because she 145 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,352 was dating a guy named Vinnie? 146 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,954 You know I can hear you, right? 147 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,322 I told her she could spend the night. 148 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:58,759 I hope the couch is comfortable-- 149 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,127 for me. 150 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:02,796 Oh, I know exactly what will make you feel better. 151 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:07,000 Ice cream and a Nora Ephron movie with a rock band chaser. 152 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,570 You know what would really make me feel better? 153 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,204 Cutting off Vinnie's man root. 154 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,877 Did that get weird? 155 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:18,912 She seems to be totally losing it. 156 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,047 Yeah. 157 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,983 I can't wait till we together again. 158 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:23,884 No, it's true. 159 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,318 I seriously miss you. 160 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,621 I know, but you looked hot today. 161 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,823 Who are you talking to? 162 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,158 No one. Why? 163 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,493 What did you hear? 164 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,127 AVA: Just enough. 165 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,196 What up, white boy? 166 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:37,631 Just because you're carrying a basketball 167 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,132 does not mean you're black. 168 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,001 Says you, racist. 169 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,936 I'm just here to shoot hoops, yo. 170 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,705 Except we're not going to play ball today. 171 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,908 Your orientation with my dad starts right now. 172 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:50,644 What? Not cool. 173 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,212 Hey, Dad, great news. 174 00:06:52,312 --> 00:06:55,348 Carter has offered to help out with the taxes this year. 175 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:56,650 Carter? 176 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,820 Who once got his genitals stuck in our mailbox Carter? 177 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,354 It was a dare. 178 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:03,190 He doesn't know the filing system, 179 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:05,559 let alone possess any acceptable social skills. 180 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,260 Which is why he's here today-- 181 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,996 to prep for the real work tomorrow. 182 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:15,903 All right, Carter, fine, park your ball outside and let's go. 183 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,671 Stay away from my mailbox. 184 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,540 [music playing] 185 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,577 JESSIE: Are we walking cliches? 186 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,513 Oh, I couldn't walk right now. 187 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:29,216 AVA: Besides, ice cream is classic for a reason. 188 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:30,317 Thanks for letting me vent. 189 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,585 We've got to have each other's back. 190 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:32,920 Some guys are evil. 191 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:37,057 Anything with a penis is evil, well, except Lady Gaga. 192 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,759 We'll make you forget all about Vinnie. 193 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:44,464 Never forget about him, that cheating, secret phone calling, 194 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:45,999 guilty gift giving, son of-- 195 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,367 TOM: Good evening, ladies. 196 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,170 Whenever I'm feeling crappy, I'm all about the caramel corn. 197 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,272 And I got fluffy pillows from downstairs 198 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,741 for you lounging comfort. 199 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,648 I'll be hiding over here if you need anything. 200 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:03,116 Every man alive reminds me of Vinnie. 201 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,218 Except Tom. 202 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,119 Except Tom. 203 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:10,558 BEN: Ah, Tom. 204 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,659 Right on time. 205 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,527 And by right on time, I mean an hour late. 206 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,696 Sorry, traffic. 207 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:19,800 As I was saying, if you split the magenta into two sub-files, 208 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,735 then it would be easier to differentiate between 209 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,436 personal and family expenses. 210 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:24,337 That's-- 211 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,505 That's crazy, Carter. 212 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:28,508 I mean, Dad's been using this system for years. 213 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:31,411 And I've been considering sub-file for just as many, Tom. 214 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,847 It adds the advantage of creating instant duplicates 215 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,816 for property taxes. 216 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,417 You're absolutely right. 217 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,252 Absolutely freaking me out. 218 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,187 Let's do this. 219 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:41,154 Yeah. 220 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:44,992 This is the salamander file, right? 221 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,126 Tom, you get the coffee. 222 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,862 I think we're going to need it. 223 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,430 You almost ready, hon? 224 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:53,601 Those skater boys won't know what hit them. 225 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,369 Ladies and gentlemen, the hottest 226 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:59,306 chick this side of Brangelina, it's Ava Turner. 227 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,980 I'm not ready to face the world yet. 228 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,849 Besides Shark Week started and I don't 229 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,450 have cable at my apartment. 230 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,519 So I'm going to have to stay a little longer. 231 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,488 I'll just run that by Tom. 232 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:16,523 Really? 233 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,025 You're going to let some guy make 234 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,492 all your decisions for you. 235 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:20,393 What am I saying? 236 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,029 Of course, you can stay. 237 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:23,263 Good. 238 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:27,500 So what are you making me for breakfast? 239 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:32,072 And every time it rains, your gutters overflow 240 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,508 and wash away my petunias seedlings. 241 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,911 So you want me to clean out my gutters? 242 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,480 They're forecasting rain. 243 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,682 I'll get the ladder. 244 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,723 You drove him out of his own office? 245 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,893 You are masterful, Carter Boyd. - I'm an amateur. 246 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,461 But your dad-- 247 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:56,697 I know, I'm going to get the 50 bucks to you 248 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,666 in small, manageable payments. 249 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:02,369 No, no, I meant, Ben is awesome. 250 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:06,039 Did you know that he could blow bubbles out of his eyes? 251 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,575 Ben, awesome, these words were not designed 252 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,678 to be in the same sentence. 253 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,946 Ah, coffee, fantastico. 254 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,081 Here you go. 255 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,415 Who's that for? 256 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,017 I'm still here, Dad. 257 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,285 Well, if you want. 258 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,987 But it turns out Carter is like having three of you. 259 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:23,456 It's a good thing you're here, bud. 260 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:26,760 There's nothing greater than a father's praise. 261 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,261 It's like a warm hug. 262 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,130 With this kind of backup, it is clear that I could 263 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,999 once again finish without you. 264 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:35,568 He's like the son I never had. 265 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,370 What am I? 266 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,673 Well, we are the son I had. 267 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:40,908 Right? 268 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,310 [music playing] 269 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,481 TOM: Sorry I snuck out so early. 270 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,718 But I woke up and Ava was staring at me 271 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,152 and I got freaked out. 272 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,821 I woke up to find my Teddy bear with a knife 273 00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,055 through his crotch. 274 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,390 With Ave moving in and Carter high-jacking my dad, 275 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,692 I've got nowhere to go. 276 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,360 JESSIE (ON PHONE): But you hate tax time with your dad. 277 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,862 Yeah, I hate it, but it's something 278 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,897 we always did together. 279 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,433 Come on, Tom, does this look like it belongs in a file 280 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:09,436 for long distance travel expenses slash corporate taxes? 281 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:10,971 Huh? What are you? 282 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:11,872 Six? 283 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,241 I'm seven. 284 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,643 No excuse. 285 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:17,745 You're making too much of this. 286 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,312 Just show up and pitch in. 287 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,114 That seems way too direct. 288 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,549 You can't screw it up. 289 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:23,717 He's your dad. 290 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,618 But what am I going to do about Ava. 291 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:28,021 I suggest something sneaky and manipulative. 292 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:31,058 I'll call Monica right now. 293 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,460 Ah, Australia. 294 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,395 How could I lose Australia? 295 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,364 An entire continent. 296 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,631 I thought you guys were working. 297 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,532 BEN: Oh, yeah, we were. 298 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,734 We took a break. 299 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,069 And now Carter is giving me a run for my money 300 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,270 in the Americas. 301 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,439 Oh, sounds like a great time to restart filing. 302 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,507 I'm good to go. - Oh, good. 303 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,408 Good. 304 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,509 BEN: We made it OK. 305 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,677 If you jump in now, it would give us time 306 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:51,979 to work on Carter's golf swing. 307 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,046 Golf swing? 308 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,515 Yeah, Ben's take me to that golf thing. 309 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,485 You mean the father son golf thing? 310 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,520 That's the one. 311 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,422 And now you don't have to go. 312 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:03,323 Yeah. 313 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,427 I need your help. 314 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,829 I don't move bodies unless you agree 315 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,097 to pay for the dry cleaning. 316 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:13,000 The body's alive and it belongs to Ava. 317 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:13,967 Your slutty friend? 318 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,468 She's not slutty. 319 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,237 But, yeah. 320 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,606 She has a bad case of my boyfriend cheated on me blues, 321 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,242 and she's making our apartment smell like sadness. 322 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,977 Well, she's never going to get over the breakup 323 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,278 while she's at your place. 324 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,380 That's like curing a tooth ache with Skittles. 325 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,749 What does that mean? 326 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,985 You and my brother are nauseatingly sweet. 327 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,854 Ava needs a little relationship schadenfreude 328 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,088 to mend her broken heart. 329 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,424 Pretend Tom and I are in trouble? 330 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,425 That's gross. 331 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,193 I can dream, can't I? 332 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,595 [music playing] 333 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,969 Now that I've given up men, I have 334 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,071 a lot of free time on my hands. 335 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:55,242 I think I may take up a hobby like knitting or lesbians. 336 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:58,045 Yeah, lets dog ear this convo and pick it up 337 00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,113 again later, because I have to get to the library. 338 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,014 Fine. 339 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,650 I'll just stay here. 340 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,551 Alone. 341 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,854 Drinking this crappy tea. 342 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,188 Vinnie is not all man. 343 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,023 You're better than this. 344 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:15,095 Look, it's your favorite, ruby red, 345 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:19,332 the shade preferred by hookers and drag queens alike. 346 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,168 OK. 347 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,036 Argh. 348 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,838 Point taken, but ew. 349 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,608 Oh, god, this was worse than the tea. 350 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,844 Oh, who am I kidding? 351 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,212 Vinnie is all men. 352 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,113 What do you mean? 353 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,214 Tom? 354 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,050 The last few months have been unbearable. 355 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,019 I don't even know who he is any more. 356 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:39,987 I knew it. 357 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,589 Give me the deets. 358 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,924 Thanks, Phil. 359 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,359 I'd hate to trip on a loose flagstone, break my neck, 360 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,261 and be forced to sue you. 361 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,630 Yeah, I can see how that could keep someone who visits 362 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,099 us so frequently up at night. 363 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,801 I really appreciate it. 364 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:55,702 Hey, Tara. 365 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,540 You're doing a great job, babe. 366 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,682 CARTER: Tiger Woods, he's my favorite. 367 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,051 BEN: Go back. 368 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,352 Pull it back. 369 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,253 Left hand straight. 370 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,154 CARTER: Straight. 371 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,788 And I hit the ball. 372 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,224 All right. 373 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:18,992 [music playing] 374 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,428 (SINGING) If we do it right, it'll all get done. 375 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,297 Because we're sure to impress. 376 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:28,635 When good is good but great it best because I 377 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,437 feel it from the inside out. 378 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,376 JUDITH: Sweetheart, you're still here? 379 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,744 What other choice do I have? 380 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,012 No, I mean compared to other years. 381 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,080 You're still here. 382 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,681 Usually you bail on him before the case. 383 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,416 Oh, do you want to adopt Carter, too? 384 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,191 Honey, if you want to spend time with your dad, 385 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,759 you should go. 386 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:54,627 I have that opportunity every year. 387 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,664 I just never take it. 388 00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:00,700 Well, whose fault is that? 389 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:10,043 [music playing] 390 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,622 Phil, no, wait. 391 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:26,459 Hey, hey, what are you doing with my panicum vergatum? 392 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,460 Cutting them down. 393 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,761 I figured it was just a matter of time 394 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,197 before Judith asked me to anyway. 395 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:31,364 No, she wouldn't do-- 396 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,101 I also cut down your climbing vines there. 397 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,836 The leaves were dropping all over my front lawn. 398 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,106 Our morning glory? 399 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,507 I never asked you to touch-- 400 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,042 Trying to get a jump on my chores, you know. 401 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,646 Did you really think I wouldn't figure this out. 402 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,818 Should have just borrowed your juicer. 403 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,156 That's a spiffy shirt, Tom. 404 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,057 Oh, thanks. 405 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:57,957 Trying something new. 406 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,092 Maybe you should too. 407 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,960 Something or someone? 408 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,430 Love to stay and chat but I got to run. 409 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,232 Where? 410 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,633 Is this an interrogation? 411 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,900 Jessie suspects, you know. 412 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,102 That you completely lost it? 413 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,137 That I understand. 414 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,038 I got to go. 415 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,209 You were one of the good ones, Tom. 416 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,280 Who are you? 417 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,614 And where are you going dressed like that? 418 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,183 I am my father's son. 419 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,153 And I'm going to golf my ass off to prove it. 420 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,987 Oh, also, I'm cheating husband. 421 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,256 Or so Ava seems to think. 422 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,490 Yes. 423 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,060 I pretended we were fighting to make Ava feel better. 424 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:37,030 The worse our relationship gets, the sooner she'll be gone. 425 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,631 Out of my way, woman. 426 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:39,799 My life is my own business. 427 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:40,700 That's good. 428 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,834 That's good. 429 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,436 And when I get back, I'm going to want sex, 430 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,405 you redheaded freak. 431 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,275 OK, that's just offensive and will only lead to a real fight. 432 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,077 Oh. Sorry. 433 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:50,977 Love you. 434 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,980 [music playing] 435 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:00,920 JESSIE: Oh. 436 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,097 I'm so sorry. 437 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:14,367 I'm so, so sorry. 438 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,303 Am I not doing this right? 439 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,337 Oh? 440 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,338 Tom. 441 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,374 It's not good. 442 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,809 Oh. 443 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:26,012 Hey, Ava, men right? 444 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,181 But it's Tom. 445 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:32,018 You guys were my last hope, the only way I could keep on going. 446 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,453 We'll work through it. 447 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,821 No, you won't. 448 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,089 No. 449 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,257 OK. 450 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,558 There's something I should-- 451 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:43,996 I can't stay here and watch you guys self-destruct. 452 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,899 Will you help me pack? 453 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,468 If you're sure you're ready. 454 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,837 [music playing] 455 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:02,649 So sink this hole, we win, Carter. 456 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,351 Kings of the course. 457 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,585 Now if you were to shag it-- 458 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,519 I'd get splinters. 459 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,787 I know. 460 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:08,688 What? 461 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:09,922 No. 462 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:13,860 No, it means we loose to those jerks, the Sandersons. 463 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,061 I hate this Sandersons. 464 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,297 Well, let's send them home in tears, shall we? 465 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,766 [music playing] 466 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:25,272 Should have taken bus. 467 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,944 Not so fast. 468 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,416 What are you doing here? 469 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,084 I should be asking that floozie you're playing 470 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,887 golf with the same question. 471 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:46,193 Ladies and gentlemen, this man is an imposter. 472 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:49,629 I am the true son of Benjamin Franklin Bellow. 473 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,598 [crowd murmurs] 474 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,001 Son, you get me kicked out of my country club, 475 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,736 I am kicking you out of the house. 476 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:57,737 OK? 477 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,672 Yeah, Dad really wants to win, Tom. 478 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:03,176 So do I, fake son, so do I. 479 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,746 We'll let the real son take the last shot. 480 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,482 OK. 481 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,251 Here we go. 482 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,153 [music playing] 483 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,096 Take your time. 484 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,533 [music playing] 485 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,137 [crowd laughs] 486 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,108 And there we go. 487 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,278 Hm? 488 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:39,546 It's close. 489 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,547 Uh, uh. 490 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,519 Hey, Judith, do me a favor and water our lawn 491 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,954 when you get a chance, OK? 492 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:48,921 Mm, hm. 493 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,325 Ahem. 494 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,664 [music playing] 495 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,600 [laughing] 496 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:05,938 I'm sorry, Dad. 497 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,746 You do know you are truly terrible at golf. 498 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,549 But not, as it turned out, at filing. 499 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,650 I'm impressed. 500 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,885 And even with the new system, everything's 501 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,653 in order and a day early. 502 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,623 I've honestly I never felt more secure going into tax season. 503 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,359 Well, maybe next year we can count Carter out of it. 504 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,395 I think that would be best. 505 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:29,629 He can still be my golfer nerd. 506 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,064 I had no idea he was that into it. 507 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:35,335 I paid him 50 bucks. 508 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,869 Well, is that everything here? 509 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:37,770 Yeah. 510 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:38,838 Fantastic. 511 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,983 [phone dialing] 512 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,388 Carter, the files are a complete disaster. 513 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:58,491 Can you sneak over here at the dead of night. 514 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,392 I told you. 515 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,227 There are no sexy lady judges. 516 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,166 I'm so glad Ava bought that whole cheating act. 517 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,870 And all the fake flirting was a serious turn on-- 518 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,939 So you pretended your relationship was in the dumps 519 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:16,242 just so I'd get off my ass and get over myself? 520 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,410 And you help her? 521 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,658 I love you guys. 522 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,925 Ooh. 523 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,026 Sorry. 524 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,895 I guess there's still some residual anger. 525 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,798 [music playing] 526 00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:48,007 Well, where were we? 527 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,909 Stop undressing me with you're eyes, woman. 528 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:50,810 Then get over here. 529 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,211 [theme music playing] 530 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,681 (SINGING) You want love, but you fear it. 531 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:58,585 Your attention it shifted. 532 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:06,693 But you still got the feeling with the simple dismissing. 533 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,396 Whatcha going to do? 534 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:13,265 Deceiving, it ain't you. 535 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,668 Believe it. 536 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:19,872 Because our love ain't easy. 537 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:23,543 It changes the seasons. 538 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:28,143 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0